有情-無心

今天晚上跟同學想去羅東的夜市吃個晚餐
                                                                               
騎著我的入手半年愛車 新勁戰  原廠無改裝
                                                                               
載著我同學沿路騎
                                                                               
當我再停紅燈的時候  聽到後面一陣轟轟轟的聲響
                                                                               
一台RS裝了亮到報錶HID 跟一支吵得要死的白鐵管
                                                                               
頭上戴著摔死人不償命的瓜皮帽 緩緩騎到我前面
                                                                               
不騎還好 一騎我就吃煙
                                                                               
幹他媽的  管子吵就算了 你他媽還翹管
                                                                               
這也就算了 我旁邊有位置 你偏偏還騎到前面的待轉格
                                                                               
你他媽以為一綠燈 沒人在你前面 你車就比較快喔 餵後面吃煙喔
                                                                               
此時坐在我同學婊我:煙好吃嗎?

你娘卡好勒 恁爸奇濛子正在不爽 你他媽的還婊我
                                                                               
幹!交到損友 等等在PO一篇黑特你
                                                                               
果然一綠燈 他媽的小阿台就轟的一聲趴著身體往前衝
                                                                               
結果到下一個紅燈又遇到 再次吃煙
                                                                               
此時我損友又說:幹!我以為改多大勒! 他媽的結果還不是在下一個紅綠燈遇到
                                                                               
               我以為多能跑 操!
                                                                               
我:黑咩!真不知道改那個管衝三洨的...
                                                                               
此時我損友提了一個白目提議:你等等行進中跟他並行!!
                                                                               
我:你要幹麻= =? (我的第六感告訴我 有不好的事要發生)
                                                                               
損友:你等等就知道..
                                                                               
然後一綠燈 我就追了上去 並駕齊驅 過了幾秒那個小阿台看了我後座後 趴車更低了

幹他媽的腦殘損友 竟然給我坐著挺挺還抬頭挺胸看小阿台 還插腰...
                                                                               
心裡的OS:幹你媽的白癡喔 萬一變得跟前幾天金山新聞報導 20幾台車來砸一車
                                                                               
         還丟在田裡 我的七萬塊就飛.....
                                                                               
正當我想甩掉小阿台  此時我那損友冷不防的放了一句話

                                                                                
                                                                                
              「幹!澳管 騎這麼慢」!(以上台語)
                                                                               
  此時我領悟到一言既出駟馬難追的意思  今夜的我沒有極限 催下去就對了
                                                                               
        而我就是那個駟馬的速度 想追回我損友的話.....

                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
   損友:水啦!催下去就對了啦(台語)

         我:幹你娘勒~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                    一完一

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好人有三寶–宵夜 司機 修電腦      八卦有三寶–酸民 自肥 噓到爆
正妹有三寶–嗯嗯 呵呵 先洗澡      蘿莉有三寶–音輕 體柔 易推倒
大學有三寶–睡覺 吃飯 玩電腦      五樓有三寶–專業 肛肛 愛自婊
壞人有三寶–親親 抱抱 再推倒      鄉民有三寶–巨屌 圍剿 愛推倒
台客有三寶–拎娘 機掰 看三小      周董有三寶–唉呦 不錯 這個屌
                                                                               
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推 YamazakiG:推簽名檔阿  很有趣  XD                                03/14 21:48
推 a7526746:周董有三寶–唉呦 不錯 這個屌                           03/14 21:49
推 dd3986:請隨身攜帶熱熔膠條 別讓自己氣壞了                        03/14 21:49
推 tigerjump: 幹!澳管 騎這麼慢                                     03/14 21:54
推 commare:   幹!澳管 騎這麼慢                                     03/14 21:54
推 chiyuan:幹！澳管，騎那麼慢！XDDD                                03/14 21:55
推 mygtboss:你沒有把他得管踢成楊尾喔                               03/14 21:57
推 ji3g4m6zo6:幹!澳管 騎這麼慢    有笑有推。                       03/14 22:02
推 graytweedle:推澳管! 哈哈哈                                      03/14 22:06
推 tunatycoon:邱阿!!應該說沒錢改還改!!                             03/14 22:07
推 a2070520705:我原本還以為元PO損友要把小阿台堆倒勒(誤)            03/14 22:30
→ f127doggpig:如果我貼的夠近的話 它可能會踢 = =                   03/14 22:55

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