兩個人躺在床上隔空聊天
                                                                               
大概因為不知道要講什麼，就開始聊下輩子想要當什麼的問題
                                                                               
一開始的對話還算正常，
                                                                               
比如想要當狗或貓..
                                                                               
或者是想當小喬，因為想看周瑜是不是真的很帥之類的
                                                                               
到後來，想當的東西就越來越奇怪...
                                                                               
a：下輩子可以當花生阿
                                                                               
b：為什麼？
                                                                               
a：可以一直躺著，而且旁邊還有很多人可以一起聊天
                                                                               
   連被拔起來去煮，旁邊都有伴，這樣才不寂寞阿
                                                                                
                                            ....然後是一連串如果當了花生可以聊什麼的對話
                                                                               
接著又講到...
                                                                               
                                                                               
a：那不然下輩子當香菇好了...
                                                                               
b：為什麼？
                                                                               
a：因為站著就好了，什麼事都不用做
                                                                               
b：最好是可以這麼懶
                                                                               
                                                                               
此時，和我一起在桌子前聽這白癡對話的c發言了...
                                                                               
                                                                               
c：那還不如當金針菇咧!
                                                                               
a(相當氣憤的說)：你連要當香菇都要歧視胖子嗎!!!
                                                                               
c(淡淡的說)：不是，是因為金針菇吃下去會被完好的排出來，
             這樣下輩子還可以留個全屍..
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
因為這段對話太蠢，忍不住就有了笨版首po..
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